with a motorcycle problem.
Weasels are not a motorcycle club.
We are not a gang, mob, syndicate, ring, or crew.
We are a state of mind.
Weasels have been called... "a collection of amateur drunks and professional partiers who ride motorcycles cause it beats the crap outta walking." --Oily, Rocky Mountain Weasels, Sturgis, S.D.
We're not good role-models; not well-mannered; and not organized enough to tie our own shoes... especially on Weasel Wednesdays... which now, by the way are usually on Saturdays.
We are a gaggle of open-minded, large-mouthed, foul-smelling mustelids,
societal misfits and jokesters. Weasels dwell in that gray area between outlandish behavior and outright criminality.
Weasels enjoy getting together to party and to ride our scoots
with total disregard for life, limb or personal property.
We have been known to travel great distances in order to over-consume most anything brewed, fermented, or distilled.
Weasels make loud, obscene noises intended to frighten small children, old women, and politicians.
We are an unsightly orange nuisance and are barred from many reputable drinking establishments in the state.
We could have been "street people" but took an even lower road.
We're proud to be Weasels and are liberated by the lifestyle.
We worked damned hard to get here... wherever the hell we are.
The Rocky Mountain Weasels are the one, only, and original
Colorado Weasels.
Accept no imitations, intimations or limitations.
We are the cream of the crop and the scum of the earth...
on top of the world and at the bottom of the barrel -- an oak one.
And although Weasels don't get, seek, nor deserve respect from anyone,
we sure do have a hell of a lot of fun.
Mom is so proud!
YOU MAY BE A WEASEL!
Drop us a note at easyweaser@yahoo.com
Support the Rocky Mountain Weasels.
Buy us a beer. We'd like that. We'd like that a lot.
WFFW
Weasels Forever, Forever Weasels.
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The Rocky Mountain Weasels cover all of Colorado.
We are a bastard child of Weasels USA but are completely independent from them.
In fact , all Weasel chapters are independent of all other Weasel chapters around the world.
If you've got a beef with any other Weasel chpater, take it up with them. Leave us out of it.
NO HAMSTERS ALLOWED
"NO!", we are not 'just like Hamsters", (those cake-eatin' trailer wussies).
Unlike the Hamsters, we are NOT a fashion statement. WE do not suck.
No Hamsters were harmed (yet!) in the making of this website.
But certain items were swiped, pilfered, or pirated from other Weasel web sites.
Screw it... that's what weasels do.
Just like the perfect motorcycle, or that ever-elusive beer gut...
this website is always under construction.
So visit us often.
Or don't. We don't really care much either way.
The Rocky Mountain Weasels are a member of the Colorado Confederation of Clubs.
Best Wishes to Wounded Weasels!
Get Well Soon
The Weasels are a proud member of S.T.U.P.I.D.
(Society of Temporarily Useless, Pissed, Idiot Drunks)