Weasels Rocky Mountain - A Drinking Club With a Motorcycle Problem.

Orange-flavored Weaselwear and Weaselabilia

In the first place, Weaselwear is for Weasels, Wives of Weasels, Weaselettes,
Weasel Wannabes, Accomplices and Known Associates.

If you want to wear orange but are not a Weasel-approved buyer,
then go get a vest from Home Depot!

That said, we have shirts, hoodies, patches, and hats coming out of whichever orifice excretes this crap.
There is something orange for all persons of Weaseldom.
But this ain't WalMart. All Weasel wear comes in ORANGE ONLY.

If wearing clothes isn't your thing, we have plenty more to choose from.
We have signs, stickers, bandanas, flags, or even custom-printed business cards.

	Weasel Tees Short sleeve for men or women. Small - XXX Large. All sizes can be ordered. 100% Cotton. About $15 depending on size, shipping. Weaselwear comes in orange only (duh!). Each item bears the Rocky Mountain Weasel on the back (12") and over the heart (4"). It won't show beer or white wine stains.
	Weasel Muscle Tees No sleeves for men or women with no arms. Most sizes available. About $15 depending on size, shipping. Underarm grooming is entirely your option. Go natural, braided or (gasp!) bare if you dare. Generous arm holes for man boob breathability.
	Long sleeve Weasel Tees With or without a pocket. For men or women; Small - XXX Large. 100% Cotton. About $19 without a pocket; $23 with pocket. All long sleeved items carry the "Weasel" name in graffiti script down the length of each arm. WARNING: If you have short arms, the script may read "Wease"... you should be happy we don't sell condoms.
	Weasel Hoodies Available as a pullover or with a zipper. Good for chilly weather, camping or picking up trash alongside the highways. Small - XXX Large. 100% Cotton. About $35 depending on size, shipping. Speaking of condoms (see above), here is a warm, snug "hoodie" to get cozy with. Perfect for men or women. They have the ADDED FEATURE of sturdy drawstrings to quiet even the chattiest companion. Recommended by 9 out of 10 marsupials.
	Weasel Stickers 4 " outdoor, vinyl bike stickers. About $2 a piece. Uhh, did we mention that these stickers are about 4 " round and printed on outdoor-quality vinyl so you can stick them anywhere the sun shines? NOT RECOMMENDED FOR NIPPLES
	Weasel Rocky Mountain "Nipple Stickers " 2-1/2" paper mammary adhesion devices. Non-toxic, (we hope.) Used to be, we could only get USA stickers. But now, we have our very own, official Rocky Mountain stickers. About $2.50 a mini-roll of 50 stickers. RECOMMENDED FOR NIPPLES Order early for Sturgis before Doc gets 'em all. It's best to check nipple sizes before installation. Expert installers available on request.
	If you have to ask, you don't qualify. Extras are available for 2nd set of leathers or 'cuts'. As usual, let us know what's up.	Weasel Back Patches Full members only.
	Custom-made patches (2-1/4 x 3-3/4) commemorate our 10 year chapter anniversary. Happy Birthday to Us!	Weasel 10-year Patch NOW Available!!!
	Weasel Bar Card "Leave My Damn Drink Alone... I just went to: a)bathroom; b)check my bike; c) talk to that cute chick; d) throw up; e)steal something; f)all of the above We usually have some of these laying around.	Actual size: 4" x 6" We can hook you up with a few of these. Free while supplies last. Drop us a note and ask about 'em.
	Weasel Biz Cards Members only. These cards are good for runs, and need a way to introduce others to the Weasels. Just send 'em to our web site address on the card. Drop us a note and tell us your needs.	We can make you some. Members only though, aight?
	Colorado Confederation of Clubs Patches and Pins	Photo and details coming soon