Our fearless... or fearful leader... Hell I don't know- The Pres. 

DOC

I hope someone told him he's the VP 

Primo

Steering us towards the next reputable... or questionable watering hole.  Road Captain 

Silverback

The guy who talks about stuff a lot.  Our Head of Communications, because without him we just wouldn't.

Uncle Jimmy

It's a weasel on a motorcycle.  Why not?

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Keebler

The rest of the road rodents!